Well... So I only post like once a month... so what. Anyway, I got another job today. Crew cover for Bounce at The Goodman Theatre. Which means I'm a running crew sub. I'm pretty excited. At minimum I get paid to see the new Sondheim show. Plus I get to hang out at the Goodman. Sweet.
Can I just say how much I love grilling. Yep. Good food, cooked outside. How can you beat that?
And speaking of beatings. I've got another addition to the list of people who need them. Parents who dress their young daughters in clothes that say things like "Hottie." And when I say young, I'm talking like 10 years old. In a culture where women fight to not be considered as objects, what the hell are people doing dressing children in clothes that not only say "I'm an object" but have it emblazoned across their 10-year-old asses. These people should be beaten, forced to watch confessions of child molesters and then be beaten again. When you're 18 or older, legal, and able to make your own decisions, you can dress yourself however the hell you want. If you want to look like a whore, more power to you, but don't act offended if you get treated like a whore. If you wear a shirt that is tight and says "Hottie" you forfeit the right to be offended when men stare at you. But if you dress your children that way... you're clearly to stupid to have been allowed to have children in the first place. This has been a public service announcement from the You're Too Stupid to Breed Society.