Stolen from my brother:
THE QUESTIONS:
1. How did you meet 13: at The Work.
2. What would you do if you NEVER met 6: Not have as good of taste in music, not have some of the best memories from college, and not have such a raging case of Giant-TV-Envy.
3. What would you do if 2 and 9 dated: Hide. Somebody would die. One of those irresistable force/immovable object personality things.
4. Did you ever like 8: I still like her. (Moreso now that she's not The Boss)
5. Would 1 and 5 be a good couple: No, I don't think so. But if they did get together, I could probably retire if I sold videos.
6. Is number 11 gay/lesbian: Not to my knowledge. If he was, he'd be fighting off guys with a stick.
7. Would you tell secrets to 4: Would, and have.
8. What is your first memory of 3: Not the first time we met, but one of the earliest memories is "The Lion King." If you don't know, I'm not telling.
9. Do you know any of 1’s family members: I am one of her family members. I know most of the rest of them too.
10. What’s 10’s favorite color? Uh oh. Red? Her kitchen is red.
11. What would you do if 9 just confessed he/she liked you: Get him another beer.
12. What language does number 3 speak? Generally, English.
13. Who is 8 going out with: #9
14. What grade is 12 in: Is the AARP a grade?
15. When did you last see 7: At his wedding!
16. What is 5’s favorite band: GTX Express
17. Would you ever date 3: Well, discounting the whole marriage thing, and sexual preference thing, it's still a no. I don't think I have the fortitude for that.
18. Is 1 hot: Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is Mick Jagger, and 10 is the core of a white dwarf star, she'd be an infinity and a half.
19. Is 12 single: Nope.
20. Where the hell is question 20?
21. Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 1: We try not to be too serious.
22. Where does 8 go to school: School for Sucka's maybe.
23. What’s 4’s best physical feature: Well, I could be tactful and PC and crap, but she's female, and like 90% of the females in the world, I'm going with the chest.
24. Are number 4 & 5 Best friends: I think they've met breifly once.
25. Is 7 a girl or boy: Man.
26. Who is number 5 in love with: Her husband, her cat, and her Tivo. Not sure of the order though.
27. What is your last memory of 7: The smile on his face as he looked at his new bride.
28. Have you ever hooked up with number 4: Uh... no.
29. What is the funniest memory of 1: That one time, when she did that thing.
30. What is your relationship with number 6: Very, very good friends.
31. How old is 13: 12? 13? 26?
32. How close are you with number 1: Slightly closer than I am to me.
33. Would you sleep with number 7: He's my dad.
34. What’s your favorite memory with 4: Trading book reviews.
35 Whos number 5 best friends with: Her cat, her husband and her tivo?
36. What’s your favorite thing about number 2: His writing, which he dosn't do enough of.
37. Is 5 a virgin: Nope.
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